Christliche Seite verdammt "Diablo" (und Torchlight) - FAKE?

[diceman]

Hallo Leute,
wer mal was zum Lachen will, lest euch bitte mal folgenden (ersten) Post (gerne auch mehr) durch. neaky: :cheesy:

BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

Das ist doch bestimmt nicht ernst gemeint, oder? Immerhin ... 11 Seiten Diskussion, auch wenn's Satire ist, selten so gelacht. Also 'ne Gefahr für unser aller Lieblingsspiel wird das wohl bestimmt nicht.

[shadowhunting]

Am besten ist der vierte Post:

Beating children always does them good and instills the Lord into them.

As for this game I would need to see some of the frontal scenes in order to fully condemn it.

Der Kuckucks-Klan ist immer für ein paar Späßchen zu haben

[Bartimaeus]

Ah wie geil :-)
ich glaub nicht, dass das Satire ist, so wie ich die Posts empfunden habe, sind sie wirklich ernst gemeint :-)

Das hier ist auch ziemlich cool:

I am certain they have gay orgies with animals all the time at their headquarters.

Blizzard ist ja fast zu beneiden :-D

[diceman]

Ich fand die anfängliche Zusammenfassung der TORCHLIGHT-Spielmechanik schlichtweg epic:

- Upon starting the game up, the player is asked to "role-play" as one of three characters: the Destroyer, a tatooed meathead obviously inspired by a member of the BDSM-sodomite community known as a "power top bear"; the Vanquisher, a scantily-clad harlot who gains "levels" by soliciting people for s*x and fornicating with them; and, worst of all, the Scientist, a demon-summoning wizard who builds sex-robots and espouses Darwinian propaganda!

- After choosing to role-play as one of these three characters, the player is then required to choose an "animal partner", which in the context of this game is probably either used as a sacrificial offering to demons or for the player to partake in simulated bestiality with.

- All of the characters are required to use witchcraft and sorcery by purchasing "spells" from some sinister cabal. The player is also NOT allowed to use prayer or faith in the Lord to overcome obstacles!

- The player is constantly encouraged to murder people, steal their possessions, and then sell them or pay a wizard to "enchant" them to become stronger, implying that a life of thievery, murder and Satanism is a valid career option.

- The game is infinitely long! It never ends! It's a calculated attempt by Blizzard into forcing people into Diablo-addiction and a life-time of servitude to Satan!

- The game includes detailed instructions for your character to consult with spirits and summon skeletons. This, of course, is specifically forbidden by Deuteronomy 18:10-12!

- The main plot of the game is to sabotage a mine. What kind of person would want to sabotage a capitalist operation like that? A free-thinking anarchist!

- Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!

[Friarry]

ich glaub nicht, dass das Satire ist, so wie ich die Posts empfunden habe, sind sie wirklich ernst gemeint :-)

Denke schon, dass es nicht ernst gemeint ist. Bei dem D3-Thread geht es noch, aber wenn man sich mal Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! , Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. usw. anguckt, merkt man schon, dass es nicht ganz ernst gemeint sein kann. Das ändert allerdings nichts daran, dass es wirklich unterhaltsam ist.

[shadowhunting]

Das ist reinste Satire, allein die Profilbilder und Namen:grin:

[KeepSmilin]

" ex-prostitute" "i am my little sisters rolemodel"

sagt doch schon alles...

[Discoverer]

Ich war fast versucht mich da zu registrieren und da nen gutes und großes Artwork von Diablo reinzustellen .
Obs jetzt echt ist oder nicht es ist definitiv lustig xd

[Mendeln]

Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

aber das stimmt nun wirklich :ugly:

[LuHi84]

Was für ne geile Seite. Ich kann nicht mehr vor lachen.

Vor allen DIngen bewahrt uns VOR::grin:

Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

*Heul* ich kann nicht mehr!